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Fame!
Most obscenely successful turns of record!
(Orders not relating to the category have been deleted for
the sake of brevity)
Income
Most Profitable Turn
Dave Haldeman - AG #2, Turn #19:
$26,981
* * ELECTRONIC ENGINEERS RESULTS SHEET * *
F - 6 - 4641 - 1 -- A
NEWLY DEVELOPED PART OF BLOCK 4641 LIT UP THE NIGHT SKY. A QUANTITY OF
FLAMMABLE MATERIAL WAS FOUND IN THE YWCA. THE ELECTRONIC ENGINEERS (184)
WERE THE MURDEROUS SCUM RESPONSIBLE IN THIS BRUTAL ACT. (YOU SENT 13
PIPE BOMBS, 2 PROS, 2 PUNKS, 10 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -13
PIPE BOMBS, +8 NOTORIETY, +7000 DOLLARS, +3 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
F - 6 - 4438 - 2 -- BLOCK 4438 LIT UP THE NIGHT SKY AS ABOUT 59 PERCENT OF THE
WAREHOUSES WERE BURNED BY A PYROMANIAC. A PUNY BAND OF ELECTRONIC
ENGINEERS (184) BOLDLY SPRAY PAINTED THEIR NAMES ON A WALL OF THE BURNING
BUILDING. (YOU SENT 12 PIPE BOMBS, 2 PROS, 2 PUNKS, 10 'CRUITS) (NET
GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -12 PIPE BOMBS, +10 NOTORIETY, +9900 DOLLARS, +4
TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
P - 181 -- THE ELECTRONIC ENGINEERS (184) WERE ANGRY AFTER HAVING BEEN SPOTTED
BY THE NARCOTICS SQUAD ON BLOCK 4541. A STRUNG OUT JUNKIE SAID THAT 2 PROS, 1
PUNK, 2 'CRUITS WERE LOADED INTO A POLICE VAN AND TAKEN AWAY. AN INFORMED
SOURCE REPORTS THAT 181 STREETDOPE WAS TAKEN OFF THE STREET AS A RESULT. (NET
GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -2 PROS, -1 PUNK, -2 'CRUITS, -181 STREETDOPE, -8
NOTORIETY, +0 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
F - 6 - 4645 - 1 -- ARSON PLAGUES CITY. BLOCK 4645 CAUGHT FIRE UNDER
SUSPICIOUS
CIRCUMSTANCES AS ABOUT 62 PERCENT OF THE APARTMENT BUILDINGS WERE TORCHED.
THE ELECTRONIC ENGINEERS (184) WERE BEING SOUGHT FOR QUESTIONING IN THIS
OFFENSE. (YOU SENT 12 PIPE BOMBS, 2 PROS, 2 PUNKS, 10 'CRUITS) (NET
GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -12 PIPE BOMBS, +9 NOTORIETY, +10600 DOLLARS, +4
TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
Notoriety
Largest "Single Turn" Notoriety Jump
Kurt Havelock - AG #3, Turn #16:
151 Points
* * COPS RESULTS SHEET * *
R - 8 - 406 - 3 -- MEMBERS OF THE COPS (742) VANDALIZED AND ROBBED A PESTICIDE
PLANT OVER ON BLOCK 406. THEY MANAGED TO FLEE CARRYING ILLGOTTEN
PROCEEDS TOTALING 903 DOLLARS. SINCE THEY PERFORMED THIS ACTION WITH NO REGARD
FOR THE SAFETY OF INNOCENT INHABITANTS OF THE BLOCK, THE COPS (742) LOST
CONTROL OF THIS BLOCK. (YOU SENT 3 ASSAULT RIFLES, 1 PRO, 2 PUNKS, 2 'CRUITS)
(NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: +13 NOTORIETY, +903 DOLLARS, +3 TO DEFENSE
LEVEL OF BLOCK)
P - 23 -- THE COPS (742) WERE PISSED AFTER BEING SPOTTED THROUGH A POLICE
STAKEOUT OF THEIR HEADQUARTERS ON BLOCK 607. AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE REPORTED THAT
1 'CRUIT WAS LOADED INTO A POLICE VAN AND TAKEN AWAY. SEVERAL INNOCENT
BYSTANDERS REPORTED THAT 23 STREETDOPE WAS IMPOUNDED AS EVIDENCE. (NET
GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -1 'CRUIT, -23 STREETDOPE, -4 NOTORIETY, +0 TO
DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
A - 15 - 1602 -- THE SOUND OF SHOTGUNS WERE HEARD IN BLOCK 1602. A
DEATH-SEEKING COPS (742) AMBUSH WAS SPRUNG ON THE UNSUSPECTING PUSHOVERS
(994) ON BLOCK 1602. THE COPS (742) MURDERED 13 PUSHOVERS (994) WHILE
LOSING 2 OF THEIR GUYS. THE PUSHOVERS (994) PROMISE TO RETALIATE.
ALSO THE STREET CLEANER HAD TO MAKE THREE PASSES TO CLEAN UP ALL THE BLOOD.
(YOU SENT 7 SHOTGUNS, 3 PROS, 4 PUNKS, 4 'CRUITS) (YOU FOUGHT AGAINST 1 PRO, 2
PUNKS, 10
'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -1 SHOTGUN, -1 PRO, -1 'CRUIT, +32
NOTORIETY, +3 MORALE, +2 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
A - 15 - 1901 -- A DECENTLY ARMED COMPANY OF COPS (742) SNEAKED INTO BLOCK
1901 AND HID IN AN ALLEYWAY FOR AN UNSUSPECTING ENEMY GANG TO PASS BY.
THE COPS (742) CROAKED 17 PUSHOVERS (994) AND LOST 3 OF THEIR COMRADES.
(YOU SENT 7 SHOTGUNS, 3 PROS, 4 PUNKS, 4 'CRUITS) (YOU FOUGHT AGAINST 1
SHOTGUN, 2 PROS, 4 PUNKS, 11 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -2
SHOTGUNS, -1 PRO, -1 PUNK, -1 'CRUIT, +49 NOTORIETY, +3 MORALE, +0 TO DEFENSE
LEVEL OF BLOCK)
A - 15 - 1807 -- SHOTS TORE APART THE NIGHT ON BLOCK 1807. AN UNDERWORLD
TROOP OF COPS (742) STORMED INTO BLOCK 1807 AND SECRETED THEMSELVES
CAREFULLY AS THEY WAITED FOR ENEMIES TO PASS. THE COPS (742) SLASHED TO
DEATH 8 PUSHOVERS (616) AND LOST 3 OF THEIR COMRADES. (YOU SENT 7 SHOTGUNS, 3
PROS, 4 PUNKS, 4 'CRUITS) (YOU FOUGHT AGAINST 1 SHOTGUN, 0 PROS, 3 PUNKS, 5 'CRUITS)
(NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -3 'CRUITS, +29 NOTORIETY, +1 MORALE, +2 TO
DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
A - 15 - 1306 -- SHOTGUN FIRE RIPPED APART BLOCK 1306. A VICIOUS COPS
(742) AMBUSH TOOK BY SURPRISE THE RIVAL PUSHOVERS (616) ON BLOCK 1306. THE
COPS (742) HIT 2 PUSHOVERS (616) AND LOST NONE OF THEIR OWN MEMBERS
THEMSELVES. (YOU SENT 7 SHOTGUNS, 3 PROS, 4 PUNKS, 4 'CRUITS) (YOU
FOUGHT AGAINST 0 PROS, 0 PUNKS, 2 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION:
+6 NOTORIETY, +1 MORALE, +2 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
F - 15 - 708 - 1 -- AN AREA OF BLOCK 708 BURNED TAKING THE LIVES OF 2 FIREMEN.
A CHEMICAL ACCELERANT WAS FOUND IN A SMALL CITIBANK OFFICE. THE COPS
(742) WERE THE MURDEROUS SCUM RESPONSIBLE IN THIS ACTION. (YOU SENT 2
PIPE BOMBS, 3
PROS, 4 PUNKS, 4 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -2 PIPE BOMBS, +10
NOTORIETY, +300 DOLLARS, +5 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
F - 10 - 509 - 1 -- BLOCK 509 WAS THE SCENE OF A THREE ALARM FIRE AS ABOUT 20
PERCENT OF THE RESTAURANTS WERE BURNED BY AN EXPERT ARSONIST. A
VILLAINOUS DETACHMENT OF COPS (742) WERE SPOTTED RACING FROM THE SCENE AS THE
FIRE BLAZED TO LIFE. (YOU SENT 4 PIPE BOMBS, 2
PROS, 2 PUNKS, 3 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -4 PIPE BOMBS, +8
NOTORIETY, +2400 DOLLARS, +5 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
M - 10 - 1309 -- THE COPS (742) STUCK UP A UPS DELIVERYMAN STANDING OUTSIDE OF
A STOCKBROKER'S OFFICE. THIS SENSELESS ACT OCCURED ON BLOCK 1309.
WHEN THE COPS (742) RAN AWAY SEVERAL OF THEM SHOT IT OUT WITH THE POLICE.
ALL BUT 3 OF THE FELONS GOT OUT OF THERE SAFELY. (YOU SENT 2 PROS, 3
PUNKS, 6 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: +8 NOTORIETY, -1 PUNK, -2
'CRUITS, +388 DOLLARS, +1 MORALE, +3 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
Most obscenely successful orders of record!
Rob
Most Profitable
Scott Hall - AG #3, Turn #2:
$4162
R - 19 - 1531 - 1
-- MEMBERS OF THE DOG PACK (145) TRIED TO EMPTY OUT A LAWYER'S OFFICE OVER
ON BLOCK 1531. THEY TOOK OFF WITH 4162 DOLLARS IN STOLEN VALUABLES.
(YOU SENT 1ASSAULT RIFLE, 1 PRO, 1 PUNK, 3 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF
THIS ACTION: +58 NOTORIETY, +4162 DOLLARS, +5 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
Most Notoriety (Non-religious)
Scott Hall - AG #3, Turn #2: 58
R - 19 - 1531 - 1
-- MEMBERS OF THE DOG PACK (145) TRIED TO EMPTY OUT A LAWYER'S OFFICE OVER
ON BLOCK 1531. THEY TOOK OFF WITH 4162 DOLLARS IN STOLEN VALUABLES.
(YOU SENT 1ASSAULT RIFLE, 1 PRO, 1 PUNK, 3 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF
THIS ACTION: +58 NOTORIETY, +4162 DOLLARS, +5 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
Firebomb
Most Profitable
Dave Haldeman - AG #2, Turn #20:
$16,400
F - 13 - 921 - 1
-- A RENOVATED PORTION OF BLOCK 921 WAS HIT BY FIRE OVERNIGHT. THE
TRAGIC FIRE BEGAN IN A BOOKIE JOINT. THE BLOODTHIRSTY NEONS (80)
WERE BELIEVED TO BE THE CULPRITS INVOLVED IN THIS OFFENSE. (YOU
SENT 13 PIPE BOMBS, 2 PROS, 3 PUNKS, 9 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF
THIS ACTION: -13 PIPE BOMBS, +18 NOTORIETY, +16400 DOLLARS, +4 TO
DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
Most $ per Firebomb Used
Paul Handzik - ABM56, Turn 14: $2100/bomb
F - 8 - 3903 - 2 -- A RENOVATED
PORTION OF BLOCK 3903 WAS ENGULFED IN FLAME. A QUANTITY OF FLAMMABLE
MATERIAL WAS FOUND IN A MASSAGE PARLOR. AN UNLIKELY SQUAD OF CRMSNPRMNENTASURANCE
(31) WERE SPOTTED LEAVING THE BUILDING. (YOU SENT 3 PIPE BOMBS, 1 PRO,
2 PUNKS, 5 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -3 SMALL BOMBS, +6
NOTORIETY, +6300 DOLLARS, +3 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF
BLOCK)
Ambush
Most Enemies Killed
Kurt Havelock - AG #3, Turn #16:
17
A - 15 - 1901 -- A
DECENTLY ARMED COMPANY OF COPS (742) SNEAKED INTO BLOCK 1901 AND HID IN AN
ALLEYWAY FOR AN UNSUSPECTING ENEMY GANG TO PASS BY. THE COPS (742)
CROAKED 17 PUSHOVERS (994) AND LOST 3 OF THEIR COMRADES. (YOU SENT 7
SHOTGUNS, 3 PROS, 4 PUNKS, 4 'CRUITS) (YOU FOUGHT AGAINST 1 SHOTGUN, 2 PROS,
4 PUNKS, 11 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -2 SHOTGUNS, -1 PRO,
-1 PUNK, -1 'CRUIT, +49 NOTORIETY, +3 MORALE, +0 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
Biggest Notoriety Jump -
Non-erad
Kurt Havelock - AG #3, Turn #16:
49 points
A - 15 - 1901 --
A DECENTLY ARMED COMPANY OF COPS (742) SNEAKED INTO BLOCK 1901 AND HID IN
AN ALLEYWAY FOR AN UNSUSPECTING ENEMY GANG TO PASS BY. THE COPS
(742) CROAKED 17 PUSHOVERS (994) AND LOST 3 OF THEIR COMRADES. (YOU
SENT 7 SHOTGUNS, 3 PROS, 4 PUNKS, 4 'CRUITS) (YOU FOUGHT AGAINST 1
SHOTGUN, 2 PROS, 4 PUNKS, 11 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -2
SHOTGUNS, -1 PRO, -1 PUNK, -1 'CRUIT, +49 NOTORIETY, +3 MORALE, +0 TO
DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
Control
Most Enemies Killed - Successful Control (Non-Erad)
Most Enemies Killed - Unsuccessful Control
Jason Rogers - AG #2, Turn 24:
21men
C
- 12 - 2520 -- GANGLAND RIVALRY SPARKED A BATTLE ON BLOCK 2520.
THE OVERKILL (195) ATTACKED THE BLAIRISBUSHBUTTBOY (987) FOR
CONTROL OF THE BLOCK.
BLAIRISBUSHBUTTBOY (987) LOST 21 GANG MEMBERS AND RETAINED CONTROL
OF THE BLOCK.
OVERKILL (195) LOST 11 MEMBERS. PLUS, A RABID DOG ATTACKED
ONE OF THE DEAD BODIES WITH AMAZING FEROCITY.
(YOU SENT 7 SHOTGUNS, 3 PROS, 4 PUNKS, 15 'CRUITS) (YOU FOUGHT
AGAINST 2 SHOTGUNS, 4 PROS, 5 PUNKS, 13 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS
ACTION: -4 SHOTGUNS, -1 PRO, -3 PUNKS, -7 'CRUITS, +3 NOTORIETY, -3
MORALE, +1 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
Mug
Most Profitable
Peter Gustafson - AG #3, Turn #9:
$468
M - 5 - 1714 --
MUGGERS ATTACK AGAIN! A FILTHY BUNCH OF BEEBLEBROX (678) MANGLED A
SECRETARY GOING TO LUNCH STANDING OUTSIDE OF A CAFE ON BLOCK 1714. THE
BEEBLEBROX (678) PILFERED 468 DOLLARS AND GAVE HER SOME 'TUBE STEAK' TO
EAT. (YOU SENT 0 PROS, 1 PUNK, 3 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS
ACTION: +10 NOTORIETY, +468 DOLLARS, +1 MORALE, +2 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF
BLOCK)
Biggest Notoriety Jump
Minimum for consideration: 12
points
Dope
Biggest Dollar Push
Dave Haldeman - AG #2, Turn #20:
$9,060
P - 92 -- GANG
MEMBERS OF THE ELECTRONIC ENGINEERS (184) MADE AN OFFER TO SELL 92
STREETDOPE TO A KNOWN CHILD MOLESTER. THEY MADE THE DEAL AND GAINED 9060
DOLLARS.
Most $ per Dope Pushed
Dave Haldeman - AG #2, Turn #6:
$122 each
P -
68 -- OLDER MEMBERS OF THE ELECTRONIC ENGINEERS (184) CONTINUED THEIR
IMMORAL BEHAVIOR BY TRYING TO SELL 68 STREETDOPE TO ANOTHER PUSHER. THEY
MADE THE DEAL AND GAINED 8295 DOLLARS
Shame!
Least successful orders that didn't "technically" fail!
Rob
Least Profitable
Must have netted SOME cash to qualify.
Firebomb
Least Profitable
Least $ per Firebomb Used
Dope
Least $ per Dope Pushed
Control
Most Men Lost - Successful Control
Most Men Lost - Unsuccessful Control
Jason Rogers - AG #2, Turn 24: 11
men
C
- 12 - 2520 -- GANGLAND RIVALRY SPARKED A BATTLE ON BLOCK 2520.
THE OVERKILL (195) ATTACKED THE BLAIRISBUSHBUTTBOY (987) FOR
CONTROL OF THE BLOCK.
BLAIRISBUSHBUTTBOY (987) LOST 21 GANG MEMBERS AND RETAINED CONTROL
OF THE BLOCK.
OVERKILL (195) LOST 11 MEMBERS. PLUS, A RABID DOG ATTACKED
ONE OF THE DEAD BODIES WITH AMAZING FEROCITY.
(YOU SENT 7 SHOTGUNS, 3 PROS, 4 PUNKS, 15 'CRUITS) (YOU FOUGHT
AGAINST 2 SHOTGUNS, 4 PROS, 5 PUNKS, 13 'CRUITS) (NET GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS
ACTION: -4 SHOTGUNS, -1 PRO, -3 PUNKS, -7 'CRUITS, +3 NOTORIETY, -3
MORALE, +1 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
DOH!
Bloodiest Control of All Time!
Nicklaus Lindqvist - KJC34, Turn 23: Total Dead 46
He Lost 91 Notoriety to boot...
C - 9 - 1611 -- TWO GANGS CLASHED ON BLOCK 1611. THE
ABSOLUT SWE (713) CHOSE TO FIGHT THE MISFITS (982) FOR POSSESSION OF THE BLOCK.
MISFITS (982) LOST 22 MEMBERS AND RETAINED CONTROL OF THE BLOCK. ABSOLUT
SWE (713) LOST 20 GOOD BRAWLERS. PLUS, SOME WINDOWS WERE BROKEN BY BEER
BOTTLES THROWN DURING THE FIGHT. THEY KILLED OFF THE ENTIRE SQUAD WE SENT!
(YOU SENT 5 SHOTGUNS, 2 SUBMACHINE GUNS, 2 PROS, 5 PUNKS, 13 'CRUITS) (YOU
FOUGHT AGAINST 20 SHOTGUNS, 4 ENFORCERS, 14 PROS, 19 PUNKS, 12 'CRUITS) (NET
GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -5 SHOTGUNS, -2 SUBMACHINE GUNS, -2 PROS, -5 PUNKS,
-13 'CRUITS, 4 DEAD ENFORCERS, -91 NOTORIETY, -2 MORALE, +1 TO DEFENSE
LEVEL OF BLOCK)
Worst "Successful Firebomb" of All Time!
Peter Fors - KJC34, Turn 32
No Money / No Notoriety on a Warehouse Yet!
F - 9 - 4729 - 1 -- A NEWLY REFURBISHED PORTION OF BLOCK
4729 BURST INTO FLAME. AN EMPTY GAS CAN WAS FOUND OUTSIDE AN ABANDONED
WAREHOUSE. THE LACROBATS OF HELL (143) WERE BEING QUESTIONED IN THIS
ATROCITY. (YOU SENT 5 SMALL BOMBS, 1 PRO, 2 PUNKS, 7 'CRUITS) (NET
GAINS/LOSSES OF THIS ACTION: -5 SMALL BOMBS, +6 TO DEFENSE LEVEL OF BLOCK)
Submission Rules:
I will be the sole arbiter of what qualifies to be posted! Please
paste just the top portion of your results sheet up to the order you are
nominating (I just spent hours scrolling through extended post reports). Also, please
include a note at the top telling me which order and which category you are
submitting. Feel free to edit out your account number, but nothing will be
accepted without the gang/turn/ game info at the top.
KJC records will not
be accepted. The last two entries are holdovers from before the days
when this publication was affiliated with The Adventure Guild. They are just so incredible that I felt they
still deserve mention. Any records from ABM or AG will be considered.
E-mail
submissions to paul@adventureguild.net
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